mandypoesauce88

MostlyHawaiian: When you were a baby doy..i mean "boy" i mean, "girl" someone sold you to a gypsy, but she didn't want you, so she gave you to a family after their first child had brain damage, and wanted a good child to talk to and to love. When they got you, they noticed you were trying to kill them in the middle of the night and putting baby footie socks over 5 year old megan's poor mouth, that you would laugh and laugh and scream and cry and throw un- normal things, like rocks from outside. when you turned 4, you ate your birthday cake all by your self, and you mom had to hold your hair back while you threw up all over her. At age 7 she had no choice but to give you, calm child, after that you would give your doses to other children, or tell missionary's it was candy. at age 8, u were baptized, but then kept doing worse things, swearing and horrible things, you mother wanted to sell u back ,but couldn't find the wench of a gypsy, after she changed her name, almost positive that your 3rd mom would want to give you back. then now, they don't know what to do with you, they forever will keep searching for the gypsy, who will not take you back...they found her last year at an orphanage, as she worked there and the sign read: NO return policys

ok this is the beautiful work of the evil master mind amanda wanna hear it hear it goes... (the story of vendetta)
MostlyHawaiian: when u were born...you were born into a family of lil rhinos...and after that someone kidnapped you and sold you to a regular family, your mother decided not to tell anyone, and then when u were 2 they noticed your thumbs, when u were 4 they took you to the doctor, but never again because the doctor told them if you didn't get out of his office, he would tell the whole world and the "shears" family was put into outer darkness for the time being, then when they were released like a new movie at block buster, you were 8, then u were baptized and forgiven for your many scarinesses and you were 10 when amanda let u into her circle of life, and you became somewhat normal in the eyes of the united states..and that is the end.

ok this is how i spent the rest of my snowday...
MandyPoeSauce88: enjoying your snow day?
Carizzel318: no
MandyPoeSauce88: aww why does thy not like thine snow day?
MandyPoeSauce88: lol
Carizzel318: um...boring
Carizzel318: lol
MandyPoeSauce88: yes
MandyPoeSauce88: mine was the same
Carizzel318: yesh
Carizzel318: an thy spirits shall be brought down by thee heavens and the world shall cast out in gleeness
MandyPoeSauce88: haha
MandyPoeSauce88: you carissa daughter of keith shall be blessed for thy good sence of humor
Carizzel318: LOL!
MandyPoeSauce88: fool
MandyPoeSauce88: i spit all over amanda daughter of bret's nice technology
Carizzel318: lollllll
MandyPoeSauce88: spittith*
MandyPoeSauce88: lol
MandyPoeSauce88: i was laughing and spit just cameith out of thy mouth
Carizzel318: lol
Carizzel318: hahahaha
Carizzel318: ur a good one
MandyPoeSauce88: this shall be true
MandyPoeSauce88: lets talk "bible lingo"
MandyPoeSauce88: the whole time we shall talkith
Carizzel318: mmk....ith

well... a few days ago me and abb were making fun of the harry potter movies and i said "it's weird how harry looks like a younger john lennon" and abbie said "yeah, he looks like bob marley" after she said that i gave her this weird look then said to her.. "just go"